The Week in Baggieville

Seeing as how interperetive dance doesn't really work over a blog, and seeing as how the creative process here at Casa-de-Baggie has running a little low this last week (we got a puppy), and seeing as how sleep has been lacking over said week (anyone want a puppy?), we're going to do something that normally we hate... A week in review sorta thingy.

So, allow us to provide you with recap... (We still prefer interperetive dance...)

We Got Some Serious Deadspin Love for a blog about tasers...

... and Maurice Clarett enjoyed it so much, he went out and got tased...

The Twins resurgence continues... Yay!!!...

...and then Francisco Liriano went all Kerry Wood on us... Boo!!!...

...and then Justin Morneau made us all feel better... Yay!!!...

Miguel Tejada flipped Toronto the bird...

The Yankees and White Sox got rained out...

...and ESPN showed us the first inning of the Twins/Jays...

...and promptly switched to the Red Sox/Royals... Burn in Hell Bristol!!!

Awful Announcing skewered Bill Simmons mercilessly...

...and Billy promptly produced his best column in 2 years...

Kissing Suzy Kolber gave us hope for getting into the Pro Football Hall of Fame...

...and we've never really played organized football...

...besides Tecmo Bowl...

Our sitemeter showed us that people got to our blog using the following search strings: "Michelle Wie Thong", "form of report card Juior high school ", "Joe Mauer Gay", "Married Baggie", and our personal favorite "Jodie Sweetin Porn"...

...and somebody actually did a search for "Off the Baggie"... Twice... Our mom must be proud...

This is the greatest Scoop Jackson blog of all time...

...and this may make you laugh so hard that you actually pee yourself...